Welcome boys and girls to the first episode of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales. Brought to you by the makers of WAR, with the pure ingredients of all natural fear and greed on National Propaganda TV, NPTV. Don't forget to buy our new oil, it's what you need for everything, oil, it's not running out, it's running everything.
Hi boys and girls, this is Mr Sincere Black Man. Today's episode is about the Easter Bunny Bin Laden. It's the story of a bad Easter Bunny but it's a good ending because Mr Sincere Black Man always has a happy ending doesn't he boys and girls? When we, I mean, umm, Easter Bunny Bin Laden knocked down the two big buildings, he was a bad easter bunny.
He used to be a good easter bunny when he played nice with the bushes. The bushes loved him and he loved the bushes. Then one day he played with the bushes and the bushes didn't like him even though Easter Bunny Bin Laden friends gave the bushes lots of money and the bushes gave him lots of weapons. All was happy in the fields of war.
Then one day the bushes wanted to grow over all the fields. They didn't like carrots, spinach or any of the other food. People could eat the food but the bushes didn't care. They just wanted to have bushes growing over all the fields. It was okay that no one had any food, even Easter Bunny Bin Laden, as long as the place was covered in bushes.
So, the bushes talked to me, Mr Sincere Black Man about fixing this problem. They told me how much work they had done making people believe that Easter Bunny Bin Laden knocked down the two big buildings. They said it had been a lot of work planning that whole knocking down of two buildings. It wasn't easy work to make people believe it was the Easter Bunny Bin Laden, that was hard work. But people loved the fairy tale and the bushes hard work finally paid off.
But the bushes had another problem now. Their fairy tale about unlimited fossil fuel was having problems. People had begun to realize that the word fossil meant that this fuel was old and they weren't making more of it. So the bushes needed my help. You know Mr Sincere Black Man always helps the bushes tell their fairy tales boys and girls and you love and believe each and every one. What fairy tale could I tell in this episode to take people's minds off the whole fossil word problem I asked the bushes.
Well boys and girls, those clever bushes told be how. We need to make up another story about Easter Bunny Bin Laden. The bushes said that we could say we caught Easter Bunny Bin Laden. Mr Sincere Black Man asked the bushes how we could find Easter Bunny Bin Laden, he was hiding in his rabbit hole wasn't he? The bushes told me they were putting him up at one of their bush ranches and had been for many years so that was no problem. Mr Sincere Black Man was so happy to hear that problem had a happy answer.
The bushes said they had a great story for this new fairy tale boys and girls. So let Mr Sincere Black Man tell you the real, really real new fairy tale. It is so real that you never have to ask if its not real, that's how real this fairy tale is. Okay, here we go boys and girls. We Found Easter Bunny Bin Laden! He was lost but we found him! Mr Sincere Black Man found him so I am super special today boys and girls. We know you would like this fairy tale but there is another super special part too!
Mr Sincere Black Man made a whole new ocean in Pakistan, in the steep jagged mountains where Easter Bunny Bin Laden was living on the bush ranch, I mean hiding in his hole. It was a lucky ocean we moved there. It was such a lucky ocean that we knew we would have good luck if we put Easter Bunny Bin Laden in that super lucky ocean. So we dropped Easter Bunny Bin Laden in that ocean for good luck. Now we are so lucky.
Mr Sincere Black Man and the bushes are both lucky. The Easter Bunny Bin Laden story made people forget about that awful fossil word. It was that lucky. We are going to have a whole new episode of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales next week to make you forget that nasty word fossil again. We are going to have new fairy tales every week from the bushes so you can remember the word fuel but forget the word fossil. That is what Mr Sincere Black Man was hired, I mean elected for.
Mr Sincere Black Man is brought to you by Fuel boys and girls, just fuel, not fossil fuel okay? So FUEL UP! and drive your lazy boys all around town knowing you are um, let's see, um, making um, oh yeah, making um, well you know what I mean boys and girls! We'll see you on the next episode of Mr Sincere Black Man where you I hear we are going to be making peace by killing the bad people that live in places we want, I mean um, Insurgents! Easter Bunny Insurgents!
Don't forget to sign your children up to fix those nasty Insurgents. We will send your children half way around the world to make them peaceful by stopping them from breathing. See how peaceful they look now? We're going to pay each and every one of your kids for allowing them to make them peaceful too! And hey, if your kids don't come back then you won't have to feed them, saving you money! So you and your kids get our special money either way! The bushes are so very smart aren't they boys and girls!
This is Mr Sincere Black Man saying - Bend over and take it once again boys and girls! - until the next episode of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales.
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