Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales - Episode Two - Lemmings

Welcome back to Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales.  Last episode we saw the end of Easter Bunny Bin Laden, or did we?  Stay tuned for a future episode boys and girls.  Today we are going to have another fairy tale.  This is an old fairy tale that I am going to tell of lemmings.

Lemmings are just like you and well you, not Mr Sincere Black Man.  I am going to have the help of my good friend Mr White Roman Circle Hat, but you can call him Big Brother boys and girls.  He loves all your boys and girls, I mean he LOVES all you boys and girls and I do mean all you boys and girls.  He told Mr Sincere Black Man a true story, Big Brother Mr White Circle Hat doesn't tell fairy tales, well, I mean he does but then he says God told him and that makes them not a fairy tale anymore.

So, welcome Big Brother to our show!  He's going to take a few minutes to touch each and every boy and girl, well maybe not the girls but we're going to have to wait a while while he touches all the boys.  What Big Brother?  Oh thank you Mr White Circle Hat, he says that touching all the little boys is called Blessing them, oh, and that God told him to do it.  Thanks Big Brother for blessing all the little boys!

Let's take a break and show you an hour or so of commercials about our new life like machine guns we sell to all the boys and girls out there.  They are so life like, or death like really.  They make peace just like Mr Sincere Black Man does around the world, one shot and they are peaceful.  We spread peace just like you can boys and girls.

One hour later...  Okay boys and girls, I think I am just going to tell Big Brother's story to you before we run out of time on Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales, Mr White Circle Hat still is blessing the boys all over again, in the blessing room with his friends the Mr Tall Red Hats, so just listen little girls what I have to say in today's fairy tale that is going to be true because God told Mr Circle White Hat the story.

Big Brother likes to call all his people lemmings.  Well all the lemmings are supposed to walk up the really big hill to the top where there is a super giant cliff.  At the bottom of the cliff is a sea, just like where we put Easter Bunny Bin Laden for good luck.  So this story is about how you can have good luck too with Big Brother, Mr White Circle Hat.

As the lemmings get to the top of the cliff and look over and see all the bodies of the other lemmings that went before them, Mr White Circle Hat and Mr Sincere Black Man tell each lemming the same story.  We tell the lemmings that if you just give us all your money out of your pockets then you will fly away, up up and away!  You won't fall in the sea for good luck like the other lemmings.

Each lemming asks the same question.  Do you mean none of the other lemmings gave you all their money?  You know, because they don't see any other lemmings flying away at the edge of the cliff.  Big Brother then blesses all the boys and Mr Sincere Black Man tells all the boys and girls the same answer.  I tell them that if they had given us all their money, without holding out on us at all, then they would have flown away no problem.

I tell them how all the rest of them were holding out on us, that's why they fell into the sea for good luck.  Then the next lemming takes some money out of his pocket and gives it to Mr White Circle Hat.  Mr White Circle Hat then tells me that he's gonna give me my half the day after tomorrow and I say Okay!  Big Brother is so nice, he always looks out after me.  I was blessed by him as a little boy too and so I know he loves me.

Well the lemming steps up and you guessed it, they drop like a rock into the sea for good luck!  Mr White Circle Hat says he must have been holding out on us too.  Then we do the next one and on it goes, many billions served! just like at McDonald's.

One day I asked Mr White Circle Hat how he was going to fly away seeing as his pockets held all the money in the whole world?  He said he had a special hat that made him fly away after he dies.  The next guy with a white hat makes him a saint and that makes him special so he can fly away, cause of the white hat and blessing all the little boys and all.  Mr Sincere Black Man now understands and I will tell you with sincerity that he is so right!  I know because he told me so, he is so sincere!

Well, I am sorry that Mr White Circle Hat is too busy blessing all the boys, I can hear those boys yelling out from all those blessings they are getting in the other room!  I want you lemmings to come back and join us for the next episode of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales.  Remember, we tell fairy tales so you forget the word fossil in fossil fuel!  Mr White Circle Hat just loves to get Hummers from all the boys because they make him happy and use so much fuel!  Not fossil fuel but fuel!  See you next week boys, I mean girls!