4th Amendment Episode - Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales

Hey boys and girls, Mr Sincere Black Man here again.  Welcome back to the show.  Today's Fairy Tale is about that silly piece of paper called the Constitution and the extra papers that go with it called Amendments.  Mr Sincere Black Man was dropping some kids off at the pool in his fancy presidential bathroom and I took another piece of paper off the pile next to me.  I was down to the 4th Amendment and realized that some people were might still be using this outdated paper.

So, I called over to the Court something or other, that big fancy one the Supremes used to sing in, I think.  I told them I was sincerely hoping they would get rid of this one next.  I explained I was going to be crowned Emperor on the final segment of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales and I was going to use up all the copies of these Amendments before the final episode in my fancy bathroom.

I have a giant bathtub in here too boys and girls!  They have a special phone and everything.  Really, I don't even do the wiping anymore.  I make one of the Supremes come over and do it for me.  They hate these Amendments even more than I do.

This 4th Amendment, boys and girls, is a real problem.  It says I can't go in anyone's house if they don't want me to.  I mean, c'mon boys and girls, don't you just love Mr Sincere Black Man?   I have friends that want to be your friends and they want to visit, don't you want them to come over and visit?  We're friends and all right?  I mean, you don't want me to knock or anything do you?  We're all friends aren't we?  My friends are your friends?

I mean if we smell some incense or anything and we think there's a party going on, we can just c'mon in can't we?  Everybody wants me and my friends at a party, I'm Emperor, I mean Mr Sincere Black Man.  I party like it's 1999 boys and girls, so I am going to just c'mon in if that's cool with you all.  I mean, especially if I hear dancing or something and you're burning incense, I'm just going to bust on in there and be like "WHAT'S UP! LETS PARTY! HEY IS THAT SOME WEED OR WHAT?"

Boys and girls, we are going to go over to your weed and be like, "Hey wait a minute, that looks exactly like my weed.  Mine comes in a baggie just like that!  Boys, get that weed would ya!  They stole it from me!  Get those thieves and put them in the jail!  Weed stealers!"

Of course boys and girls, Mr Sincere Black man likes to throw the parties and so do his friends.  My weed is looks a lot like yours and it smells a lot like yours so if we smell it, well it smells like ours so we are going to be coming into that party.  Then I'm going home and roll me up a fat one with any leftover copies of that 4th Amendment and party like it's 1999.   If it's some good stuff, it might make me go into that fancy bathroom and find another Amendment the Supremes can wipe my off with afterwards.

I want to thank your boys and girls for stopping by to watch your favorite Emperor, the host of Mr Sincere Black Man Fairy Tales.  My co-host Big Brother was busy this week trying to get some important laws passed where he can get all the bad stuff off the Internet, he'll be back next week.  Now bend over boys and girls and let me show you how the Federal Government treats its young Americans!